Grand Rapids, MI - Local Husband Ben Trusk was distraught after his sacrificial act of love was seen as something commonplace to his wife of 8 years, Shelly.
“It just doesn’t make sense,” complained Ben. “I communicated. I asked questions about the mounties and got tissues for Shelly when Abigail was struggling to fully support the cafe. When Jack and Elizabeth argued outside the mercantile I gently tapped my wife’s hand. I even wore my good joggers and the hoodie that only has one hole in the sleeve. How is that not thoughtful?” “He just doesn’t get it - we need a “date” date,” remarked Shelly. You know, the kind where we go to a public place so we can discuss our most intimate thoughts.” At publishing time, Ben was trying to choose a place for them to eat without making it seem like he made the decision himself.
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