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Husband Sickened to Learn Binge-Watching Three Seasons of ‘When Calls the Heart’ Does Not Count as Date Night

12/11/2023

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Grand Rapids, MI - Local Husband Ben Trusk was distraught after his sacrificial act of love was seen as something commonplace to his wife of 8 years, Shelly.

“It just doesn’t make sense,” complained Ben.  “I communicated.  I asked questions about the mounties and got tissues for Shelly when Abigail was struggling to fully support the cafe.  When Jack and Elizabeth argued outside the mercantile I gently tapped my wife’s hand.  I even wore my good joggers and the hoodie that only has one hole in the sleeve.  How is that not thoughtful?”

“He just doesn’t get it - we need a “date” date,” remarked Shelly.  You know, the kind where we go to a public place so we can discuss our most intimate thoughts.”

At publishing time, Ben was trying to choose a place for them to eat without making it seem like he made the decision himself.

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