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EA Sports Launches "Drive To Mecca" Video Game

6/7/2023

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Redwood City, CA - With the merger of the PGA Tour and LIV Golf, EA Sports has updated its popular golf video game to give fans something exciting.

The new version will replace the year-end FedEx Cup Playoffs with what is being called The Players’ Pilgrimage, a competitive points race that will separate the strong from the weak.  

Many gamers will also be pleased with an added difficulty level known as “Submission”.  This will force players to focus intently while a call to prayer is blasted from a nearby loudspeaker. Additionally, players can increase health status by redeeming points at the Sheik Shack.

​At publishing time, tour officials were seeking to be more progressive by allowing gamers to create female avatars.  They were quick to note, however, that the females will not be permitted to drive golf carts.

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