In the Name of Unity, Chris Tomlin Rewrites Famous Song

Portland, OR - After numerous requests by members of the Apostolic Faith Church, the prolific songwriter finally penned “Good Good Jesus”.

“This new version is the only correct way to praise Jesus,” remarked Apostle Meadows, a leader in the apostolic community.  “Additionally, we approve of Mr. Tomlin on a personal level; it is common knowledge he keeps his hair above his ears and smiles less frequently than the average person.  However, we hope he will repent for the unforgivable sin of writing “God’s Great Dance Floor”’.        
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Tomlin explained his decision to rewrite the song in an interview with popular apostolic influencer C. B. Wakes.  Transcript of the audio is provided below:

Wakes: “Many of your fans are dying to know why you would take time to rework a modern classic.”
Tomlin: “It’s who I am.”  
Wakes: “Well that about wraps up this- oh wait- yes, Chris, you have more to add?”
Tomlin: “It’s who I am.”  
Wakes: “Umm, alright. So, thank you for joining us-”
Tomlin: “It’s who I am.”
Wakes: “Wow, three different statements, but one message.  I think he’s one of us, folks!”

Tomlin’s record label was quick to squash rumors that a live recording of the song may be in the works.  They pointed curious fans to his website bio that explicitly mentions his unholy fear of snakes.