Not To Be Outdone, EWTN Will Offer Additional Programming

Irondale, AL - Since news broke that TBN is in the process of creating a game show [see previous post], Eternal Word Television Network has also been workshopping a new competition-based show called Purge-atory.  

After being placed in an escape room, contestants will not be allowed to leave until all the junk has been cleaned out.  In an interesting twist, viewers at home have the option to call in extra favors for the contestants (the price for the favors is still being determined).  Initial plans required participants to compete in a game of limbo before entering the escape room, but that requirement is now optional.

“I may indulge myself and tune in,” said Elizabeth Black, lifelong Catholic.  “Funny, though, I have looked everywhere, but cannot find any information about the show.  But I know it must exist since I hear it talked about frequently.  If it turns out to be boring I can always watch their other shows.  My girlfriends have been hooked on that reality show about unfiltered nun life: Bad Habits.”

Closed captioning will be available for anyone who does not speak Latin.