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Revival Breaks Out At Local Kids Camp After Singing Of Classic Song

6/10/2023

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Clarksville, TN - The Holy Spirit could not be contained after a rendition of “Father Abraham” was sung by those in attendance at a local kids camp this past week.

Pastor Nacho Spurgeon, whose devotion to secular music was on full display after admitting he had never heard the song, quickly repented after hearing it.  “It was amazing to watch as the entire room responded to the move of the Spirit.  Did not see that one coming.”

He reported that something started to stir when everyone was compelled to move their right arms out in unison. Then, the synchronized urge moved to the left arms.  Before anyone could articulate the phenomenon, people were moving legs and chins and spinning around.  The pattern continued for a considerable amount of time until abruptly ending when everyone sat down on the ground.

At publishing time, parents reported that students were confused how a 33 year-old female worship leader could be a son of Abraham.

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