Tustin, CA - Trinity Broadcasting Network is looking to expand its programming to include entertainment options next season. A new game show hour will allow guests to receive whatever prize they want provided they have enough faith to claim it.
Spokesperson Matthew Hunch released a statement to the media about the new era of entertainment television. “In the past, we relied on flashy lights, shimmering outfits, and prosperity to attract the world to TBN. That model worked, but why not take those elements and turn it into its own show?” Mr. Hunch also indicated additional programming will be added if the new show draws a large audience. Sources close to the show have leaked details that the new content will include an interactive fitness hour called Health and Wealth. “Name It & Claim It” will provide opportunities for winning new vehicles, job promotions, and fewer family disagreements. Participants who fail to claim their prize will be publicly shunned by the host and audience members. They will also be encouraged to move to the back of the auditorium until a special guest host can provide them with a second chance. It is being reported, however, that the release date has been pushed back due to a staffing shortage. It turns out the show has struggled to hire new employees since the company does not provide time off for sick days.
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