U. S. Army Rescinds "Battle of the Bulge" Book Endorsement After Learning It Is About WWII

Washington, D. C. - The United States Army found itself in an uncomfortable position this week when it had to backtrack on the promotion of a new book.

This comes on the heels of numerous measures taken by the military to respect transgender rights.

“We have been working really hard to be forward-conscious in our thinking when it comes to all aspects of our soldiers’ lives,” stated Lt. Daniels, Army spokesperson.  “We thought the title of that new book was a nod to inclusive clothing for all genders.  Unfortunately, it was just about some guys who did some war stuff a long time ago.” 

Lt. Daniels hopes that the book confusion will shed light on the bigger issue. The real battle is the inward battle for his soldiers.  Scratch that - her soldiers.  Hold on a sec - the soldiers represented by the spokesperson.

At publishing time, the Army is reportedly in talks with Target to create a line of camo chest binders for prepubescent children.

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